Everybody Wang Chung Tonight

I have not a clue why, but after 11 seasons I am still just as enthralled with American Idol as I was the day I thought that douche Justin Guarrini was cute. Don't worry dear reader, I rolled my eyes at mahself for that one. Gross.
From the crazy auditions to all the moms trying to get a piece of Seacrest (whom I really love to hate...only to love again), to rooting for the inevitable under dog, and yes those moments that give you the goosies when you witness a true star being born. It is the epitome of the American dream: the guy who has Tourette's who got up on that stage and rocked as hard as Freddie Mercury. It's anyone's game. No really anyone. In this week's post we talk hilariousness, JLo's abs, Steven, the DAWG and my hopes/predictions for this season.

Of course some of the best non-singing moments in Idol history emerged from the ridiculi (William Hung, slutty girls in bikinis, Paula and her drugs jibberish, Sanjaya and my personal faves faves FAAAAAAVES General Larry Platt with pants on the ground) and the brutally honest (but always funny) Simon. Hold up...I am sorry, you didn't think we were just going to mention the General in passing and be done with it did you?!?! And no we are not referring to the Muevelo Muevelo General. If you know what I am talking about then you are 1) Hispanic & 2) Aaaaaawesome. That guy was on to Reggeaton before it was even a word!! I was 8 years old and treasured that cassette. Shoulda seen my reggea moves. Okay I will stop talking about it, I don't want to make you jealous. I youtubed the song and the video brings back so many 90's memories...muevelo click here!!! But anyway, General Platt...I don't know if you bitches know but he is kind of a big deal. He auditioned in front of MJB AND has a wikepedia page. Plus his message is right on point and still aptly applies today...

You kind of do look like a fool with your pants on the ground JUSTIN BEIBER!!!

Sure I get it. People miss him. The arrogance, the accent, the way he looked at Paula, (dude you totally tapped that - but hey...I am not judging...<<< CUE KEVIN HART: SHE GONNE LEARN TODAY>>>>) the "insults" which always made me think...is it an insult if it's ACTUALLY true? And his sweaty hairy chest...that's what I miss the most really. If you look at old clips from the first season, Sexy Cowell looks like he is in a turtleneck competition with Steve Jobs. FACT: He still looked hot. FACT: He had a long run and he was extremely entertaining. But sometimes a change can bring unexpected delight. Enter Rock Legend Steven Tyler. I can't express ENOUGH how much I love this fucker on the show. I don't want any LIP from any of yous about it. His quirkdom (quirkiness + randomness) and genuine love of music is disarming and even though DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY he still charms the hell out of anyone walking around with lady lumps. That kind of loving drives a (wo)man insane. Including this bitch. Pink is my favorite color and when you are on I don't want to miss a thing. (Aww remember Ben Affleck and the animal crackers on Liv's belly..superrrr cuteeee) I am jaded because I have always loved you with such sweet emotion, but I know our love can never be so I will just dream on...and push play on my ipod. 

Let's talk J.Lo. Again. Cause anywhere I go I'm spotted...and anything I want I got it. 5'5 with brown eyes...smile like the sunrise. But the New Yorican is so much more than caramel. That bitch was popular BEFORE idol, but the best thing she ever did was join as judge. Just when you think she can't be more beautiful she turns out to be a total betty on the inside too! For the love of Ryan Seacrest can't you just be a total bitch on camera just once!!! I whip my hair back and forth...I whip my hair back and forth...between the impeccable hair and stunning legs Ms. Lopez's beauty really stands out. Who could forget last season when she had a hard time cutting the runt of the litter. Of course on most counts they weren't THAT good but she teared up when she saw the desperation and sadness in their eyes. The make-up team was pissed! That shit had to be done all over again. For someone who has a legit diva rep (I said evian not fiji!! MORON!) she sure looked like a nice lady who felt bad giving the news to these peeps. Don't get it twisted boo, it is all about the benjamins with this very savvy business woman, but her presence on AI has really changed public perception of her alleged divaness and made her more relatable to America. Also I really want to get that belt she always wears, it really goes with everything. Oh wait... Those are her abs. Have you seen her in WILL.I.AM.'s new vid for THE (The Hardest Ever)?...um yea...that lace one piece body suit...what can one say about such an outfit...well the song features Rock legend Mick Jagger (no really, I am not kidding...hey he needs that paper too! Coke is really expensive kids...) and all I thought while he was on the screen was...Bring J.Lo back! Sighhhhssss.... SCORE: Ms. Lopez A BILLION, MC: zip. SAD.I.AM.

Randy, you were in Journey and you are awesome DAWG! I always look forward to seeing your crazy metro shoes. Is there really anything else to be said?

There are a few songs I'd love to hear this season. Although the mass population loathes unknown songs, I think they can work wonders if done correctly. I'd love to see one of the females like Lauren Mink do Mariah's make it happen off her epic Emotions album. Now we know not any yahoo can take on the other MC, but this song can bring front runner status. If you remember she was the really beautiful blonde AI found in Savannah who works with disabled adults (of course she does). And while she has a country vibe I think this song would be a great option for her. It has all the makings of a great piece of music: 1) uplifting and inspiring message - she says in her interview that she wants to show people you can do anything you set your mind to... (a very cathartic moment of looking at the camera), 2) easy arrangement and melody with an opportunity for a spectacular a capella moment (dim the lights do that 360 spin with the camera) 3) if you take on Mariah and do it justice in a full powerful chest voice, the other contestants should just call it a day, go home and vote for you! I once was lost but now I'm found I got my feet on solid ground. Thank you Lord. I am not one with the lord, but man I hear that part and I start thanking the SBJ and throwing out lots of Can I get a witness?! I think America will eat it up. Lauren has a lot of potential and is instantly likeable. I think she will be top 3.

Another hope I have for Idol is more instrument playing. This is my hope every year, but a killer piano and guitar player always makes for a better season because they can actively participate in the arrangement of a song. Enter Philip PHILLIPS. What an awesome fuckin name! Yo this dude is not only cute but he played THRILLER on the guitar. Who does that!??! Top 3 for sure and he might just take the ENTIRE thing! Remember who said it FIRST!

It has been a very long time since we had a serious Asian presence on American Idol. Everybody Wang Chung tonight. Yup I said it!! And I can't wait. Just when you thought he was going to be a dilusional nut case who thinks he can change the world with his voice (like the moron who sang Selena Dion...yea... he thought that was one person!)...Heejun Han sang Michael Bolton better than...MICHAEL BOLTON!?! WAIT WHAT!? H SQUARED you are going far my man!!!

And lastly, how could I forget, the answer to my prayers...the sweet sweet baby Jesus has FINALLY given minorities their own Justin Beiber with 12 year old David Leathers Jr. Never say never right BEIBS!? Actually this cute little midget is 17 (someone needs to drink a little more milk) and he is also known as "Mr. Steal Your Girl" thankyouverymuch. Because he will STEAL YO BITCH like at recess or something. After I tried super hard not to imagine this child in a romantic relationship of any kind, his voice completely won me over. He was compared to a young Michael and his range was so impressive for someone who clearly hasn't even hit puberty yet. I am predicting he will round out the top 3 with Lauren & P-thrilla, unless he hits puberty during the show. Which will be a little disappointing.

 

 

 

Athough auditions aren't over these are the few that struck a chord with me. Even if they don't win, they can still become stars in their own right ala Daughtry or Katherine McPhee. In the name of "research" I watched the pilot episode of SMASH currently available on hulu. I am OBSESSED!!!!!! I never liked McPhee... but I kind of love her now AND this show. Suck it GLEE you will never be as good as this! I am sooo ready to WANG CHUNG with more Seacrest, J.Lo legs, Tylerisms, Randylicious advice AND some amazeballs singing for season 11. THIS IS AMERICAN IDOL!! SEACREST OUT!

 

 

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JAM OF THE WEEK: Everybody Wang Chung Tonight - Wang Chung

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Destiny's Child

And the winner is HOV...my man...SPEECH!!! I tried really REALLY hard not to write about J & B this week and their child of destiny but it was completely unavoidable with all the fuckery and secrecy. Unless you are a hermit, there was no escaping the birth rumors that plagued Beyonce and Jay-Z these past 2 weeks. It's a boy, it's a girl, it's a hovie hov!!! All I know is that Bey's weave was looking tight for having had a sweet baby hova. I am guessing she went all maternal and removed it for the birth. Hahaha yea right... that bitch probably threw that shit out and had 20 others waiting...what's 50 grand to a mother fucker like me? Good point Jigga man. Lenox Hill can now rest in peace that they will be under their 2012 budget since the Carters shelled out over a million buckaroos to have an entire wing of space to record a song have privacy. Daaaamn...you know some poor preggo woman in a dark corner of LH was screaming "I don't give fuck if Mrs. Obama is here get me to a real room in the maternity ward"... Sure seems a bit extreme for someone who constantly reminds us he came from the streets. I was raised in the projects, roaches and rats. Smokers out back selling their momma's sofa, look outs on the corner focused on the Avvv, so you know I've seen it all before... betcha haven't seen angry hospital staff who aren't allowed to eat the delicious food you had catered but have to wipe Bey's private lady land (and THAT can't be pretty). For anyone who argues the most disgruntled employees work at DMV, I say take a trip to a hospital and catch up with the scrub club. It's the hard knock life for those peeps and they let you know it. Oh and yea their cell phones were also confiscated for the duration of their ENTIRE shift. NO ANGRY BIRDS?!!? I don't even like charging my phone because that means I won't be able to obsessively refresh facebook and my gmail. And taking it away while at work is truly unimaginable!! Not cool. The private security team wore tags that read "special event" and what a special event it was!

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the 8th wonder of the world...Baby Blue Ivy. Really....? Blue? Like blue's clues? Like blue jeans? Like the blue man group? Like a blue jay? Like blue suede shoes? Like Blu Cantrell?!? I found this gem on twitter: “That awkward moment when B realizes Jay’s main bitch before her was Blu Cantrell” Oh for the love of the sweet baby Tebow...relax Bey... allegedly she was the love of his life. ALLEGEDLY. Here is my unsolicited advice Ms. Knowles...hey ladies when your men wanna get buck wild...just go back and hit him up style!! Sorry boo. I wonder what she got as a push gift? Must have been something epic for her to agree to her offspring being named after one of the letters in ROYGBIV...

Maybe If I do this enough times I can get in on that portfolio!!!

Just when you think the life + times of Shawn Carter can't get any more outrageous... they do. He decides that sweet baby hov Blue Ivy is probably going to have a tough time joining the work force in 18 years; you know with her uber famous parents, 4 maybachs, a black amex, 5 mansions, a yatch, a private island, and an investment portfolio that Buffet can only dream of. Bitter? Jelly?! Bitches puhhhhlease. I am not at all jealous that a 1 day old got writing credits on a Jay-Z song. As a matter of fact, I got my own cred!! I was in rap group in my youth and my stage name was marvelous mia. It took me a month just to come up with THAT shiz. But jealous nooooooo...common!! Listen peepos, having a lot of money and being born to super star parental units can be super rough...you have the um...you know the thing....whatchamacallit... and it is like so rough... Aughhh fuck alright already! I am furious that a crazy named zygote has more street cred and net worth than poor marvelous mia!! I am livid that she is the youngest "artist" (and I use that word as loose as Paris Hilton is...that twerp is coming out with an album...god help us!) to be featured on the Bilboard Top 100 and she didnt even have to work a day in her Louis Vuitton wearing life! It just ain't right!! Oh and by the by...the baby featured in Aaliyah's Are You That Somebody song called and she wants her royalties STAT! Augh...I need to slow down on sipping this infant haterade it doesnt seem right...not even for me!! Just so you all know I rapped at my prom...I am old school. I paid my dues. Suck it Blue Ivy! Am I allowed to say that to a baybay?

We know Jay loves girls girls girls he does adore...but we didnt know how much he was gonna love his girl: destiny's child. I am not gonna front kids, glory, the song J wrote in .57 seconds (it actually takes me 4x as long to sneeze) after Blue was born, got me teary eyed. And a bit farklempt. Talk amongst yourselves. It is Hov being his brilliant self, transforming our emotions with the power of his words. Reminded me of one of my faves from him...I can't see 'em coming down my eyes so I gotta make this song cry. I am not a parent, but I hear glory and it makes me yearn for something I have never had and I am not even sure I want; the way an amazing piece film or music is supposed to. We can relate: Shawn is just like us when he talks about his bad-ass little Hov. I am not Beyonce's biggest fan, but the raw honesty of a miscarriage and fear of not making it to a full-term pregnancy the second time around, reminds me she is human even if she dances like a machine. I can relate, as I believe we all can to human suffering. We have all been there, and it is the unspoken bond that unites the super star and the common folk (poor maervelous mia!). Two years old shopping at Savile row....AAAAAANNNNDD we are back...to being pee-ons with an inability to relate because our future 2 year-olds will probably be eating dirt + poop, and the only London they will know is the London bridge...game. That's the best case scenario. You're a child of destiny, you're the child of my destiny, you're my child with the child from Destiny's child. A pinch of Hov, a whole glass of Bey...That's a hell of a recipe. 

After I finally ran out of infant haterade to sip on, I was happy for the richest music couple. If they are crazy in love who am I to judge? But then I got word of Mr. Rockafella's ridiculous announcement/open letter/foolery. "Before I got in the game, made a change and got rich / I didn't think hard about using the word bitch / I rapped, I flipped it, I sold it, I lived it / Now with my daughter in this world I curse those that give it." Wait whaaaaaa?!?! The internet was ablaze with fury from fans who tried to make sense of his vow to stop using the word bitch in his music. I immediatey wondered how masterpieces like I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one would be performed. What about bitches and sisters?! If you say "witch" Hov, I will kill myself. Even the haters were outraged, immediately protesting he also acknowledge disparaging words like nigga. Ouch, they got a point Jigga Man. Many women, even my beloved Oprah find the word "bitch" in rap music demeaning and disrespectful. I of, course am not one of those women. Listen up little boos, if you see me on the mean streets of the NYC or LI and call me a bitch, I will recognize it as the highest form of respect. Like a hot gay man complimenting your looks and fashion sense: there is no better compliment than being called bitch. Call me a sexy bitch and I am yours fo life!! One day I hope my corner office door reads MC - Execu-bitch with writing underneath that says...No one bitch should have all that power. True story. I love a word that is as versatile as this one (biotch, biznitch, beeooootch) and allows me to express myself anyway I choose to. Let's grow a pair ladies, if you are a confident woman, and you are called a bitch...you gotta brush that dirt off your shoulders. It is true that Jay-Z raps about drugs, money, cash, hoes and I find it odd that he deems the word bitch inappropriate when he uses other language such as Now once upon a time not too long ago...A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe.  Bro you cannot be serious with this...you want to stop using the word bitch, Paula Deen has diabetes and can't use butter, what is next?!? Lindsay Lohan is going to join a monestary? Ryan Seacrest quits all of his 57 jobs? Anderson Cooper starts dating women? NeNe tells the world what an incredible vocalist Kim is?!?! COMMON!!!!!!!! That shit cray...AIN'T IT JAY?!?

Mr. Carter, please for the love of Biggie Smalls, stop sipping that placenta juice that Bey gave you and quit the shiz. You made the word bitch cool, and we will separate your private life from your art. I truly hope this is just Blu Cantrell spreading rumors. Also I really want to attend Blue Ivy's bday bash on 1/3/33!!!! 

UPDATE 1/19: JAY-Z'S TEAM CONFIRMED TO TMZ THIS WAS BS AND HE WILL NOT DENY US OF THE GREATEST WORD EVER INVENTED!! REJOICE!!!!!!!!

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JAM OF THE WEEK: Song Cry - Jay-Z

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I believe I can fly

I AM BAAAACKKKKK BITCHESSS!!!! Did you miss me?!?! I missed writing about ridiculous things set to music lyrics. I don't know about vous, but I couldn't be happier that Christmas and specifically 2011 is FINALLY behind us! What a year huh?!! In this bitchin blog we talked about stupid peens like Tiger Blood & Arnold, Ms. Lopez & Skeletor breaking up, my major OWS (Oprah Withdrawal Syndrome...god I miss her soooo much!!!) and BEIBER fever...(oh my god you guys...I totally love that new Selena Gomez song...augh I played it 10 times just this morning...AND I HaTe MySeLf for it!) I revealed how much I hate the tards I went to high school with (except the one I married and a couple others who are gracious enough to read this blog! WHAT UP RYAN!!), asked hard hitting questions like "Are you a Shania or a Whitney?", how much we miss the 90's, the royal wedding and how much better New York is than LA. We dabbled in discussions involving my lady lump, the Illuminati, Steve Jobs, MJ and how fittingly work personalities seem to be described by his songs. What would Jesus do not once but twice, B-double-O-T-Y OH MY!!, Britney, UEPPPAAA (which I have since come to learn is actually spelled WEPA...whatever haters, it is a made-up word! I will spell it however I want to! If only I made money writing this blog then I could afford a research assistant!) All in all 33 blogs brought to you through my love of music (and the ridic); I am forever grateful to get the opportunity to say whatever I want when I want and dare I say it...YOU kind of like it...Is it cause they like my gangsta walk? Is it cause they like my gangsta talk? Is it cause they like my handsome face? Whatever it is they love me! I handles my biz don't rush me just relax and let me be free...I got ho's in different area codes ...sorry got a little carried away with Nate Dogg & Luda. As 2012 gets underway, I am beyond excited to continue this bitchin blogin sitch, talk about great music and see where it takes us!! I guess what I am REALLY trying to say is...I LOVE YOU (MY DEAR READER) LIKE A LOVE SONG!! Damn it Selena Gomez!! Get out of my head!! Hope you are readyyy because here we go!!!

The last week of December, I was quite enamored with the idea that 2012 was going to be an epic year, by Dec 29 I had accepted the grandeur of amazeballness that 2012 was going to bring. It was a done deal, or so I thought. Dec 30 I was ready to start my holiday weekend; enjoying some pinot while singing TGIF and air saxophoning Kenny G's part in Katy's last friday night.  I want to dance on table tops and take too many shots!! I shimmied from the kitchen into the living room and checked my facebook... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

People.com was reporting that it was official, the funny Brit was divorcing his teenage dream. But I don't understand...WHY?!!? I adore him not just for his wit, but also his ever tight leather pants. Does that hurt your junk Russy? And Katy, I mean common people, a lady of the lord who has whip cream coming out of her tittays...What is there NOT to like?!!? I am going to need at least a month to get over this...but I won't make any promises! RIP Krand!!!

There is a slew of things I absolutely do not want to see in 2012. At the top of the list is RiRi getting back together with Chris beat-down Brown. Come Mr. DJ song pon de replay indeed. Rihanna Robyn Fenty ----- what kind of disturbia is this?! I find it hard to believe a sexy island babe such as yourself is having a difficult time finding suitors!! Guuurl just today a dude told me I was the ISH. Sure he was homeless but that is NOT the point!! You don't fool me with your "oh but he loves me"... once a beater always a beater boo. Look, Ri I am all about rehabilitating perps but not at the expense of one of my best pop stars. All I am saying is....Cause I didn't mean to hurt him, and I took his heart when I pulled out that gun...Rom pum pum pum...Man down!!!! I hate that I love you sooo Chris beat-down Brown. I also want nothing to do with Tom Cruise in Rock of Ages. Really...that dude?! Def Leppard? Sure...can't wait to see the Bon Jovi biopic starring Shallow Hal!! Common!! Hell to hizno. I am also hoping 2011 was the last of Charlie Sheen, Tim Tebow, AND at least one of the Kards (hopefully Kim since Mason is getting a baby bro...oops I think that was top secret. Bringing you exclusives is what I do!) I just can't wait to see Kourt pull that kid out of her vajayjay. Damn Kards!!! Leave my 2012 alone. Another thing I want off my radar is dem babies. I am so over these babies I can't even deal! Wait...hold up wait a minute put a little boom in it...what do you mean you don't know what I am talking about??? I almost don't want to ruin your life by bringing this absolutely ridic waste of time to your attention. Key word: almost Suffer with me twitches!! The other MC and Mr. Carey have a special website for their twins Mo and More or whatever the other kid's name is. I find myself on it, cursing under my breath, unable to control my urge to view the hundreds of pics they post of... you guessed it DEM BABIES. Every time I say that I feel like Ms. Cleo. Remember that broad? HA! Anywho...I am always amused by the inevitable scan of the background items...Mimi is that your spanx in the corner...black interesting...always pegged you for a nude color type. See for yourself: Dembabies.com. Even though I love to hate these two, I secretly like them as a couple...Nick Cannon hope your kidney gets better soon!!!
The last item on my list came on new year's eve. CNN was running a dating site commercial for only the best specimen around...christians. They are single and effing ready to mingle, but only with others like them obv. ChristianMingle.com ran such an awkward commercial I actually had to look away from the TV. Listen christians, if you want to date each other be my guest, but please I beg you, don't waste valuable air time and take away the ever enjoyable pijama jeans and forever lazy infomercials!! Enough said.

Aside from the Krand breakup, I do think there is much to look forward to in 2012. Musically though, there are 3 things I want to see happen. At #3 is Mr. I-am-so-damn-good-looking-it hurts-Justin-Timberlake. Ahhh JT, from the moment I saw your bleach blonde tips on TRL I knew you were going to be a star!! I watched a little Behind The Music on Timbaland over the holidays in which both Mr. Mosley and Justin talk about the creative process behind the amazeballs cry me a river. The first thing that went thru my mind was denial You know that they say some things are better left unsaid...all of these things people told me keep messing with my head Before I knew it my blood was boiling and my memories flashed back to that US weekly cover announcing their brake-up. You told me you loved me why did you leave all alone? Girl I refuse, you must have me confused with some other guy (not like them baby)...Damn it Brit Brit how could you?! I was angry that I didn't get the perfect pop marriage I was wrongfully denied! I tried to calm down but...can you imagine those rug rats?! Pretty soon I was just desperate for the hurt to end. So I bargained as I made sense of it all...the damage is done so I guess I be le-le-le-leaving But I was too depressed to tear myself away from it... You were my sun you were my earth. But you didn't know all the ways I loved you. You really fucked up Britters! What were you thinking?! But like everything else that sucks balls in this world, it eventually comes to a close and we come to accept this kind of fuckery from our beloved celebs... now there is just no chance for you and me there will never be. Don't it make you sad about it. Cry me a river. Ho. And just like that I was reminded of JT's brilliance: in 4 min and 50 seconds I re-lived the grieving process that was that song all over again. All 5 steps and such an insane melody. It doesn't get better than that!! Or does it? I think it does!! JT, I am hoping you will wisen up and put out an album in 2012. Please!! We need you.  Also congrats (I guess...) on your alleged engagement. I guess Jessica will do. I am just a phone call away if you change your mind though 1-800-DIAL-MC...all day errday. And as for you Ms. Spears... you don't have to say what you did...I already know I heard it from him.

The #2 scenario that is rumored to be happening in 2012 and that I am REALLY REALLY looking forward to is a Watch the Throne album part-two from Masters Hov & Yeezy.  Actually Jigga man said there could be a collabo album AND individual ones as well, because right now they are in the zone!! Recognize fool! If you still don't have the WTT album, you are missing out mi amigos. Hands down the best album of the year, sorry Adele but I've been a fan since your FIRST album not like the rest of these yahoos: "oh my god have you heard of Adele?" Yea tard in 2008. Honorable mentions for top 5 albums also go to Gaga & Mr. 305. WTT is indisputably the ISH and I can't wait to see what these two have in store for us in part two.

Now, I know you about to be like SAYYYY WHATTT this bitch is crazy!! But hear me out. The #1 hope I have for 2012 is an epic R.Kelly come back!! Wait...I bet you didn't recognize him in the above picture...because he looks so...soo...metro? Non-rapperish...? So there I was at the nail salon, and they always have X-factor playing, not really a fan and only watch it during mani/pedi time. Melanie Amaro the eventual winner, began singing one of the greatest songs ever written: I believe I can fly. Good but...NOT R.KELLY GOOD I judged the way I think Simon would. To my surprise, the man that wrote & produced this masterpiece came out for the second verse sporting his supa dupa fly velvet blazer. Is that KELLS?! From Chi town? And then that spectacular voice took over. Wait...is this really the dude who told me We sippin on coke & rum, I am like so what I am drunk...it's the freaking weekend baby I am about to have me some fun..? and offended the entire Asian community with his catchy song Thoia Thoing...? Yes it was him! His voice sounded better than I remembered and reminded me why that song won 3 grammy's. But MC he peed on a girl...to you I say Let He Who Is Without Sin Cast The First Stone and also remind you a jury found him to be not guilty. But, that's not what we are discussing. What Robert does on his private time, ain't my bidness. I am interested in the music. Robert Sylvester Kelly please make 2012 your year to make incredible music like you used to. Nobody cares about this "in the closet" lameness you have going. I would love to see you collaborate with artists such as Akon and David Guetta. You need a new album boo, and trust the voice will do everything else. I believe you can fly again. Like you said what is R&B without the R?!?

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JAM OF THE WEEK: I believe I can Fly - R.Kelly

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